1. If you were reviewing your own work, how would you describe its style or point of view?
‘The Totino’s Party Pizza of Lit.’
2. Who are some of your favorite contemporary authors?
My favorite contemporary author is Biddlecrum Snarshnish.
3. If you were told you couldn't write anymore, what job would you pursue and why?
I would just keep working the job I have now and be depressed until I die. The real answer is ‘Can’t nobody tell me not to write, so fuck it.’
4. When you think of Austin, what comes to mind?
5. Answer the question you wish we had asked.
The question I wish you would’ve asked is ‘What is your fucking problem, shithead.’ And the answer is, quite simply, I don’t know!